My name is Ian Lueck. I’ve been a movie lover for, well, pretty much all my life. So when Dave, friend and co-worker, clued me in on a theater in the Twin Cities which shows films from virtually every time period (not just the new stuff that AMC shows), I had to check it out.
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It's the best. |
So, you might be asking, what movies did I see at the Trylon
in 2013? Settle in, because by my count, there were about forty.
That’s almost one movie a week!

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Stanwyck and Cooper |
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Lots of suggestive fruit, a distinct lack of bellybutton. |
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Utterly chilling. I'm frozen with fear. Makes your blood run cold. Etc. |
MinnAnimate (various): I had the pleasure of going to what will hopefully be a long-running film festival devoted to local Minneapolis/St. Paul animation. It ran about two hours; the first hour consisted entirely of shorts, while the second hour was a feature. While I can’t say all the films were enjoyable or well-made, I’m just happy to see such an anthology exists, and I hope it does well. I would love to submit something of mine at a future showing.
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Poor, poor George. |
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Now this is a Bond villain. |

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004): While I didn’t embrace this movie as a comedy classic like some, there are quite a few genuinely hard laughs in this Will Ferrell comedy. Things go awry at a San Diego news station when a woman dares to be a reporter, sending sleazy anchor Ron Burgundy’s man-centric world upside down. There is a plot here, but it mostly exists to hang lots of gags and set pieces off of, most of which work. I especially loved the “gang” fight between competing news stations, and Burgundy’s accidental F-bomb to San Diego in his sign-off.

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Giant, stony justice. |
Gamera 3: The Revenge of Iris (1999): I’m not really a giant monster movie fan; part of that is due to the hit-and-miss English dubbing, which makes it hard to get into the story, but also because the special effects are… not good. So imagine my surprise when I actually enjoyed “Gamera 3”. Now I had seen all five “Gamera” flicks that had been lampooned on “Mystery Science Theater 3000”, but this was leagues better than those. You really got a sense of scale in the battle scenes, the special effects are actually pretty decent, and it has some themes that are executed well, particularly sacrifice and hatred (specifically, how deep-seated grudges can manifest into negative ways). Not bad.
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Looks great, and... yeah, we'll stop there. |
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001): Of the two “Godzilla” movies at the Trylon this year, “All-Out Attack” was the better film. The battles (and special effects) were better, the storyline had a more interesting character to follow (a plucky reporter who wants to cover the mayhem), and there was even a little symbolism in there. Of the three giant monster movies I saw, I still liked “Gamera 3” the best, though.
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Godzilla battles plantzilla. |
Hellboy 1 & 2 (2004, 2008): These two films could be technically be classified in the “superhero” genre, though compared to the likes of Batman and Superman, Hellboy certainly doesn’t feel like your typical superhero. But I think that’s what makes these films so fun; it follows standard superhero movie tropes while playing with them at the same time. Of the two films, I liked the second better; not only does it not have to worry about exposition and origin backstory, but it ditches the human male lead from the first film (who didn’t really do much aside from almost taking Hellboy’s girlfriend away from him), and is quite a bit funnier. I also enjoyed the final battle scene more than the first, with Hellboy and the villain fighting amidst a bunch of rotating gear floors. Del Toro has a thing for gears, I find, but he put them to good use here.
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National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978): While I had seen this previously, it was still a lot of fun to watch on the big screen. John Belushi steals the show in any scene he’s in. The second half isn’t quite as strong as the first (and there’s a “road trip” scene to a black bar that goes nowhere), though the chaotic ending (with a main street parade sent off the rails by Delta House) makes up for it. John Vernon plays a great part as the no-nonsense dean. My all-time favorite scene in the movie is when Delta House is on trial for all their shenanigans, and one of the DH members gets the audience on their side by spouting patriotic statements that are noble but ultimately irrelevant to the trial. I love it.
Network (1976): This is still one of my favorite movies. The mad dash for TV ratings, no matter the cost (whether it be journalistic integrity, taste, and even a person’s life) is skewered in this dark comedy. I know it’s an overused line, but this film really does get more relevant (sadly) with each passing year. The performances? What can I say, they’re all fantastic. William Holden is at the top of his game, and paired with the (comparatively) younger Faye Dunaway yields great chemistry, both positive and, later, negative. Peter Finch as the ranting anchor Howard Beale is similarly dynamic, with diatribes that are funny AND insightful at the same time, deriding how much our political and cultural societies have been bastardized. And of course, even though Ned Beatty only has one scene, it’s a highly memorable one, as he harshly lambasts Beale for daring to criticize the monetary NWO. If you haven’t seen “Network”, what are you waiting for?
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The inside of a changing world. |
Pan’s Labyrinth (2005): The final film in the “Guillermo Del Toro” series at the Trylon, and also one of his most critically acclaimed. While I don’t share the high praise that some critics had for the movie, it definitely has some positive aspects. The movie has elements of “Alice in Wonderland”; that is, a girl goes down a “rabbit hole” and encounters a world of fantastic creatures, some benevolent, some… not so much. Unlike “Alice”, though, she ventures to and from the real world a few times, sent on missions to collect things. The real world, in this case, is post-World War II Spain, where the girl’s stepfather is a ruthless military leader. While these real world scenes of conflict are done well, it gave the film a disjointed feel. I suppose you could argue that’s the point, since it’s meant to contrast with the otherworldly feel to the underworld scenes, but at times they felt like two totally different movies colliding. And since I thought the underworld was more original and creative than the WWII stuff, it was disheartening that more of the movie didn’t take place there. Oh, and (SPOILER) I really had a hard time suspending disbelief that a villain who is stabbed in the back, through the area where the heart is, and through the shoulder, and has his mouth cut open, would be able to pick himself up and sew himself back together. I know this is a fairy tale (albeit a dark one), but come on now.

Sweet Smell of Success (1957): Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis are well-cast in this gritty drama about press agents and the power that their words hold. The plot is convoluted and tricky, so I won’t type it all out here, but needless to say, it takes a lot of twists and turns, in directions even the characters didn’t anticipate. While a downbeat film in a number of ways, that’s to be expected from a film noir. And I thought it captured the “dog eat dog” lifestyle quite well. Still, it’s lacking something undefinable that prevented it from becoming one of my favorites. I feel like I need to see it again; this might be one of those movies that you appreciate more and more upon repeated viewings.
To Have and Have Not (1944) [The Heights]: “You know how to whistle, don’t you?” One thing I enjoy about some of these old movies is witty banter. This Humphrey Bogart/Lauren Bacall vehicle has it in spades, almost making this a comedy, despite its serious wartime setting and some near-deaths due to it. The film has some similarities to “Casablanca” (particularly Bogart being pressured to helping the resistance during WWII) but is able to stand on its own, partially due to Bogart’s character being a fishing boat captain, but also the different dynamic between Bogart and Bacall compared to with Bergman in “Casablanca”.
Yoyo (1965): Much like “8 ½”, this could be described as an “art house” film, in the sense that it’s in a foreign language and, if made today, would probably not be shown in a mainstream theater. This French comedy/drama is interesting because it has fun with the film medium in a variety of ways: For example, the movie begins in the silent era of film, so there’s no music, the sound effects are minimal, and the dialog is spoken through title cards. Cut to the sound era, and suddenly there’s a narrator, dialog, and music. That’s really neat how they did that. The film also plays with the visuals; certain objects will appear to be something, but will change into something else just from how it was shot and lit. The story is basically a “rags to riches” story in reverse, as a wealthy man loses everything in the 1929 crash, and his son (working as a clown) strives to rebuild his legacy. I can’t say I loved the film (though a couple people in the audience that night found it to be one of the funniest things they’d ever seen, an attitude which I didn’t share), but it was worth seeing for its visuals and the film’s exclusivity; it has rarely been shown outside of its original release, especially not in America.
Fall 2013

Clue (1985): A hoot. As with the board
game, various colorful characters are summoned to a mansion for a dinner party,
where various staff is picked off, one by one. What helps this film are
two things: The harried pace, which enhances the over-the-top
performances, and the physical comedy (watching the group hide the bodies from
the cops is pretty morbid, but hilarious in how it’s executed). Tim Curry
steals the show as the eccentric butler. My only real complaint is that I
didn’t particularly care who the killer was, which I only felt MORESO when the
theater showed all three alternate endings back to back. But when I had
that much fun with the movie anyway, I didn’t mind too much.
Dracula (1931) [played at The Heights] / Dracula
(Spanish) (1931): I managed to catch both of these classic horror
movies; one was playing at The Heights theater in Columbia Heights (which
occasionally does themed tie-ins with The Trylon), and the other played at a
cemetery in Minneapolis. The latter was worth going to strictly for the
atmosphere (I can’t say I’ve ever watched a movie in a CEMETERY before!), but
sadly neither version had me truly invested. Bela Lugosi is, of course,
iconic as the titular character, and there are some spooky shots and lighting.
But to a modern audience, the film isn’t scary at all. Part of this is
due to the lack of background music. This was a film just barely out of
the silent era, and it shows in the absence of a score. Now I’m not one
of these people who needs music playing over every second of a movie, and I
also can see the viewpoint that a movie doesn’t need unsubtle music to tell its
audience how to feel. But I would counter by saying that a score can
create a mood just as much as the visuals; imagine if “Jaws” lacked the memorable
“duhn dun…” ditty, for example. But besides the music, it’s a really
slow-paced film, even moreso in the Spanish remake, which is a good half an
hour longer despite covering the same material. It was worth going to for
the experience, but I really don’t think it’s held up all that well.
Frankenstein (1931) [played at The Heights]: Unlike
“Dracula”, this classic horror movie has held up a bit better. For one
thing, it has a theme which is still relatable, if not moreso (that is,
scientists trying to play God, not to mention science running amok). But
it also gets the creepiness across better than “Dracula”; the first time we see
Frankenstein’s Monster alive, with its dead, emotionless eyes, it’s pretty
effective. And to me anyway, there are more iconic scenes in here, like
the monster having fun with a little girl until things go awry, the townspeople
chasing the monster with fire and pitchforks, and of course, the “lightning
bringing the monster to life” scene. Like “Dracula”, it lacks background
music most of the time, but it doesn’t seem as distracting here, probably
because there’s just more sound to make up for it.
From Here to Eternity (1953): Yes, this movie
is more than just its iconic “kissing on the beach” scene, which lasts about four
seconds. It’s actually a really well-done wartime drama, tackling some of
the same themes as “Sweet Smell of Success”, particularly of feeling
“trapped”. Two of the bigger plots in the film involve Burt Lancaster’s
character feeling pressured into accepting a higher-ranking military ranking
even though he doesn’t want to (because he doesn’t feel it fits him), and
Montgomery Clift’s character daring to defy unfair orders from a jerk of a
superior officer, and paying the price. Frank Sinatra has a memorable
role as Clift’s wiry, temper-laden friend.


Murder By Death (1976): I know this send-up of murder mystery movies is revered in some circles as a classic, but I honestly was bored by this “comedy”. I’m not sure if it was because of seeing “Clue” (which was IMO far superior) a mere day prior, but I do know that I wasn’t laughing at most of the antics here. Which is a shame, because there are some classic actors in the picture: Alec Guinness as a blind butler (not as funny as it sounds, sadly), Peter Sellers as an Asian stereotype (which was dated even when this movie came out), and Peter Falk as a Humphrey Bogart parody (which puzzled me more than it entertained, because Falk, while he does a decent vocal impersonation, looks NOTHING like Bogart). This film’s idea of funny is for the butler to say that he’s prepared a fire in the room, and he opens the room to reveal that the bed is on fire. That’s more groan-worthy than funny. I walked out after fifty minutes, the first time I’ve ever walked out on a movie in my life. It was liberating; you should try it.
Professionals, The (1966): A revisionist Western set in the early 1900s. Much like “Daimajin”, this gets off to a slow start. The plot kinda reminded me of “The Expendables”, with the whole “rescue a captive woman in the enemy’s camp” operation going on. And like that movie, I didn’t really care about the characters or feel they were that well-defined at first, and the villains were pretty one-dimensional. But what helped is that there were some twists and turns different from what you’d expect, and eventually, the film made its character motives clear. So ultimately it was worth seeing. (Sorry to sound vague, but I don’t want to give anything away!)

Rock n’ Roll High School (1979): This movie acts like one big commercial for The Ramones, but luckily it’s a fairly fun commercial. The story is a classic “students vs. hard-ass principal” scenario, and while that’s not very original, the female principal is a riot in any scene she’s in, just because of how comically uptight she is. Every “student rebellion” story needs a good foil, and she fits it perfectly. While not every gag works, there are plenty that do, like the call back where the principal tests rock n’ roll music on a lab rat, which explodes; later, a life-sized rat tries to get into the Ramones concert, and when told he can’t because he’s a rat, he holds up some ear muffs and it’s all good. Uneven (and it has some filler, such as a daydream sequence), but has some funny moments and some classic ‘70s rock.

Scanners (1981): While not a bad movie by any means, this David Cronenberg film was disappointing, though it is probably partially due to certain expectations. Nearly everybody has seen the infamous clip from the film of a bald man’s head exploding. Sadly, that moment is the only instance of exploding heads in the film. I went in expecting lots of exploding heads, and I only got one! The more typical use of telepathy involves slamming people against walls or reading their thoughts, which isn’t nearly as entertaining or over-the-top. Still, the plot manages to stay interesting, as it involves corporate conspiracies and “the last of his kind” themes.
Shadows (1959): Unofficially billed as the first independent film, I’m glad I saw this for historical purposes, even if the film didn’t do much for me. My main problem is that the characters seemed to be living really aimless existences, so I didn’t really care about what little plot there was. Now I know that’s the point, but it didn’t make for very engaging storylines. About the only moment that really did anything for me was when a guy wanted to date a woman and her co-worker repeatedly told him to beat it. That at least had some conflict to it, whereas most of the rest of the film didn’t have the same emotion. Of note: the movie’s dialogue was improvised. That’s not exactly a common thing, and did give the movie a unique feel.
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He's real and he's alive! |
Winter 2013

Looking back, it was a great year at the Trylon. Needless to say, I can't wait to see what 2014 brings - I hope to see you there!